Category Archives: Niyama Yama

NIYAMA YAMA #7: Yes, Children are the Primordial Chaos in Flesh. But They Still Can’t Do Yoga

Got yourself knocked up and popped out an Indigo Child dressed in the flesh of cosmic divinity? Great. But, that doesn’t mean it can do yoga. YAMA (DON’T) “Ommmmmmmm…. Inhaaaaaale your baby up over your head. Exhaaaaaale, fold forward, and

NIYAMA YAMA #7: Yes, Children are the Primordial Chaos in Flesh. But They Still Can’t Do Yoga

Got yourself knocked up and popped out an Indigo Child dressed in the flesh of cosmic divinity? Great. But, that doesn’t mean it can do yoga. YAMA (DON’T) “Ommmmmmmm…. Inhaaaaaale your baby up over your head. Exhaaaaaale, fold forward, and

NIYAMA YAMA #6: Walking the Strip

It’s dog-eat-dog out there on the streets. And, if you’re into the yoga, it’s even more brutal. Fear not. We can help. YAMA (DON’T) Yoga mats are heavy, clunky, and, when carried about the city, are always in danger of

NIYAMA YAMA #6: Walking the Strip

It’s dog-eat-dog out there on the streets. And, if you’re into the yoga, it’s even more brutal. Fear not. We can help. YAMA (DON’T) Yoga mats are heavy, clunky, and, when carried about the city, are always in danger of

NIYAMA YAMA #5: Wherever You Go, There You Are (Doing Yoga)

It’s obvious we can’t stop you from doing yoga in public spaces. And, clearly we can’t stop you from taking pictures of yourself doing said acts. Truth be told, we almost kinda like it! That said, you should know that

NIYAMA YAMA #5: Wherever You Go, There You Are (Doing Yoga)

It’s obvious we can’t stop you from doing yoga in public spaces. And, clearly we can’t stop you from taking pictures of yourself doing said acts. Truth be told, we almost kinda like it! That said, you should know that

NIYAMA YAMA #4: Butt Talkin’

This is pretty straight forward. It’s a Yoga Culture DOs & DON’Ts about butts. YAMA (DON’T) When a female baboon wishes to court a male, she will “present” the male with a juicy pair of swollen buttocks. What female baboons

NIYAMA YAMA #4: Butt Talkin’

This is pretty straight forward. It’s a Yoga Culture DOs & DON’Ts about butts. YAMA (DON’T) When a female baboon wishes to court a male, she will “present” the male with a juicy pair of swollen buttocks. What female baboons

NIYAMA YAMA #3: An Animal’s Place in the Kingdom of Yoga

The Holy Bible is pretty clear when it comes to how humans and animals should relate. “And, lo. When Zebediah had completed the making of a movie wherein starred a dog that speaketh, a turtle that smoketh, and one chimpanzee

NIYAMA YAMA #3: An Animal’s Place in the Kingdom of Yoga

The Holy Bible is pretty clear when it comes to how humans and animals should relate. “And, lo. When Zebediah had completed the making of a movie wherein starred a dog that speaketh, a turtle that smoketh, and one chimpanzee

NIYAMA YAMA #2: Yoga Just Cuz Someone Might be a Lookin’

Look, we all know how important it is to be a part of the yoga club. And, being a part of the yoga club means showing people that you’re a part of the yoga club by doing yoga all. the.

NIYAMA YAMA #2: Yoga Just Cuz Someone Might be a Lookin’

Look, we all know how important it is to be a part of the yoga club. And, being a part of the yoga club means showing people that you’re a part of the yoga club by doing yoga all. the.

NIYAMA YAMA #1: The Morning After

Everyone knows the *real* reason we do yoga is to either make up for something we did the day before, or make a preemptive move against something crummy we’re about to do today. Here’s both how, and how not, to

NIYAMA YAMA #1: The Morning After

Everyone knows the *real* reason we do yoga is to either make up for something we did the day before, or make a preemptive move against something crummy we’re about to do today. Here’s both how, and how not, to