This is pretty straight forward. It’s a Yoga Culture DOs & DON’Ts about butts.
When a female baboon wishes to court a male, she will “present” the male with a juicy pair of swollen buttocks. What female baboons don’t do is cover their puffy red bum cheeks with a pair of black yoga pants that they then cover again with a chincy crocheted mini skirt suitable only for catching felted crawfish in a lake made of silly string. Pick a trend, sister!
One of the most uncomfortable experiences a kid can have is watching his otherwise conservative father sneak a peek at some tail walking down Pier 11 in the NYC. Then again, conservative dads usually have a very good reason for breaking out of character, and it would be wise to heed their gaze.
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With a humble nod to VICE.