Look, we know there are a lot of cynical purists out there who think companies that yoga bleach their products in order to appeal to yoga practitioners are cheap. We know a lot of you feel that when a company uses the mystically-impregnated language of transcendental religion and spirituality that they have the potential of draining potent word-signs of their power. We get it.
But, I mean, come on!!! No matter where you stand on the bleach debate, everyone can agree that liberating your self from the vicious cycle of samsara requires a perfect pair of stretch pants. And, thankfully, prAna has got our back with the “Satori Legging.”
Satori…. It’s a strange word that, depending on which school of Zen Buddhism you’re hanging around, can generally refer to enlightenment, the path toward enlightenment, or simply a glimpse of enlightenment. Apparently, it can also mean “active casual.”
As you can see, the Satori Legging features a snug fit with just enough room to bust out that killer extreme Warrior II. In the picture above we actually see both the Satori Legging, as well as prAna’s Sherpa Crew pullover sweater. Which is great, ’cause, as everyone knows, Sherpas, who, funny enough, represent an entire ethic classification of living breathing humans, frickin’ LOVE sweaters.
In the picture above we see prAna’s signature line of “Yes, Mr. European Climber. Of course I will help you climb Mt. Everest” wool knit cardigans. They come in “espresso,” “eggplant,” and “cultural appropriation.”
One of the most amazing things about the Satori Legging is that while you’re busy riding your magic carpet along every “Follow Your Misinterpreted Bliss” rainbow you can latch onto (poor Joseph Campbell), the leggings will still cover your junk due to their strategically placed “ass veil.”
That’s right. Satori Leggings are all about humility and helping obscure the lady lumps for those people who still don’t feel comfortable post-samadhi showing off every crease in their butt-flesh. After all, these ain’t no “casual encounter” Criagslist yoga pants…
Oh, no. These Satori Leggings are about modesty and should be worn only by those women (and men) engaged in seriously righteous activities.
Like this guy….
But, what does he know? He’s probably been there all day starving his non-dualist ass off not-thinking about how you don’t need a cave in order to practice yoga.