Looks like it’s happening, kids! Starting in January of 2014 YogaNation and its band of yammering bobble heads will venture out into three cities NYers never think about: Chicago, Palm Springs, and Austin. Here’s yet another rehashed video to prove it:
The above video has gone through more renditions (uploaded, removed, uploaded, removed, etc.) than a Paula Deen apology video. This time around the producers have decided to take the safe route and not let any of these fruit loops open their trap, because every time they do, it’s like the world’s largest silent but deadly fart let loose all over the screen. I’ve heard more intelligent yoga banter from a broken garden gnome than these stale marshmallows.
And, seriously, what the fuck is going on with Sadie’s hair!?!?!?!
Not to mention, did the design team for every health clinic brochure across America land this gig somehow?
Sadie, baby. This is some lame ass shit, even for you.
As for the rest of ya, we have a question: Do you ever wake up, look in the mirror, and ask yourself, “What the hell am I doing?” Wait, don’t answer that. I’m sure you do, and I’m sure the answer has something to do with living your truth. And then another Haitian baby angel loses its wings.