First, thank you thank you thank you to everyone who sent us well wishes during our time away from the site. A little personal business needed attending to and just so happened to coincide with a much needed break, along with a heatwave that was killing our indoor work buzz. But, here we are, back at it. Thanks for sticking around!
Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Last time we checked in with our favorite caravan of silly heads we were counting five silly heads. There was Dana Flynn repping the nut job circuit, Raghu repping the tatty elder circuit, Faith Hunter standing in for all those unknowns out there, Sadie Nardini still pushing this totally stupid stupid stupid rockstar BS, and David Regelin working the I’m serious, no I’m really serious angle. But, now look. Something’s missing! Mr. Regelin is gone!
Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun……
Now, those of you who have stuck around know that we could really care less about “the true story” when it comes to celebrity yoga teachers. Truth is, there ain’t no “true story” when it comes to spectacle. It’s all just promo stacked on top of promo on top of more promo. There’s just no damn truth, I say! (shaking fist at air). So, we’d rather just speculate. In fact, let’s just call this “speculative journalism.” Sounds good, right? Speculative journalism.
So, in the name of speculative journalism, what made David Regelin leave this dream team of yogic mastery? Did having to listen to these nincompoops on the daily start to eat away at his soul?
I mean, can you imagine having to ride in a van with this….
going on in the back seat all weekend? I’d wanna freak out and jump off a bridge, too.
Or, was having to pose like a Sears catalog model killing the inner child within?
Because—NEWS FLASH—that’s what y’all look like.
Or, maybe it was us. It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve apparently knocked some sense into some otherwise smart people acting like tool sheds. Or, so we’ve been told.
But, what’s really hilarious is that YogaNation has once again pulled their promo video. You know, the promo video that was a replacement for the original promo video…. It’s starting to look like they got Paula Deen’s editing team on the case with all this rehashing.
Get. It. Together.