[NSFW] Who Keeps Putting Pooh In My Mailbox!?

I’m sick of reading wishfully-pious yoga hobbits condemn John Friend, so I thought I’d switch gears a bit and let you in on a disturbing aspect of my recent life, which admittedly is only slightly related to the previous subjects at hand.

Every month or so some low down jerk-store apparently pays off my mailman to slip a neatly packaged pile of feces into my mailbox. At first I thought this was being done by a friend, someone I knew trying to get a Merry Pranksters-esque rise out of me. But, really. Pooh? In my mailbox?! What good friend of mine would ever be so crude? Other than being a source of embarrassment and discomfort, the monthly packages have also lead to a slight paranoia on my part with regards to my safety. I mean, who would send such vile parchment to another person?!

The packages began arriving some time ago. I remember the first one showing up shortly after I returned home from a “workshop” at Kripalu in Lenox, MA. At first I assumed there was no connection to my being away, but have since come to realize that my absence must have provided the ideal opportunity for such horribleness to begin. Someone must have been waiting for me to leave. Over time I have even wondered whether such a thing would have started had I decided on visiting a retreat center other than Kripalu. That is to say, was the pooh in some way related to my being at Kripalu???

The packages kept coming, and needless to say it eventually got to the point where I was forced to document these disgusting acts of passive assault in order to alert the authorities. Of course, as disgusting as it was going to be I knew that the time had come to whip out the ol’ phone and take a picture of this vile form of potentially toxic vandalism.

Now, most people I know don’t want to see such a thing, but I figure there are some of you Doubting Thomas’ who do, and so I have decided to upload a picture of what I have been finding in my mailbox. This is not meant to disturb you, but only to further inform you of what is out there in this crazy world.

Please do not look if you are easily nauseated, as this is very much a “Not Suitable For Work” image.

Seriously.

If you do not like gross visuals, please do not continue.

In fact, maybe you should click here right now so as to be transported to a world of magic and wonder.

Still here?

Fair enough.

Going in…

Trying to keep my hands clean…

Close yr eyes…

Oh, God no!

Ugh. I know. It’s disgusting, right? I offend myself for even thinking of subjecting you to such a pile of crap. Who in their right mind would send such appalling post to my home?

2 comments

  1. omg you are hilarious! whoever you are!!

  2. Observing from Afar

    It is related to Kripalu. They put you on a mailing list when you attend their workshops and you get YJ for free for a few months. Same thing happened to me. Then I moved to California and I got it there too. I don’t remember when it stopped though but I don’t think I get it anymore.

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