Just because the young hottie at the back of this month’s Yoga (Is A Pawnshop) Journal has got an insanely rockin’ body under all that unnecessary clothing (you go, girl!), doesn’t mean we understand why people insist on forever doing yoga in “quirky” places.
I mean, really. What’s the deal with that?!
- It usually looks terribly uncomfortable.
- Most of the time it comes off as being utterly pretentious (think: salamba sirsasana at the Wailing Wall).
- The last thing I feel like doing while walking down the beach checking out this year’s J-Wowws-to-be (Please, if there is a God, let this be so!) is bust out a beach blanket titibasana that’s almost certainly going to land me in the clink for sexual harassment.
But the real question is—the debate that continues to rage on in the comment sections of yoga blogs the world over—is whether or not those mala beads are strategically placed in order to cover up a potential nip tent?
It’s hard to say, but we think that if you look real close…
…it’s possible to see a bit of stretch occurring right around the sacred areola region, which tells us (in our best salty seafaring voice) that “The wind she was a’ blusterin’ on that angry California morn’.”
I’ll admit. It’s a potentially slick move to use a mala to cover the Peeping Tinas of the world. Lord knows that’s probably more use than most malas get around this yoga scene we all love and cherish. But, did you have to go ahead and replace the nippy with the big fluffy fat red “guru knot?” I mean, yeah, a pair of killer breasts can definitely take you from the darkness to the light, but come on…. This is a little much, no?
[Ed.: We debated long and hard as to whether to put a link to the model’s website and pass along some of our hits to her for being such a good sport. However, the young lady pictured does a lot of work with kids, and the last thing we want is for some innocent pure-hearted 11-year-old to get corrupted by our dirty minds. So, we apologize, DW, for being unable to “share the wealth” on this one. Keep up the great work, and keep on being as sexy as ever!]