NIYAMA YAMA #4: Butt Talkin’

By / / Niyama Yama / 13 comments

This is pretty straight forward. It’s a Yoga Culture DOs & DON’Ts about butts.

YAMA (DON’T)

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When a female baboon wishes to court a male, she will “present” the male with a juicy pair of swollen buttocks. What female baboons don’t do is cover their puffy red bum cheeks with a pair of black yoga pants that they then cover again with a chincy crocheted mini skirt suitable only for catching felted crawfish in a lake made of silly string. Pick a trend, sister!

NIYAMA (DO)

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One of the most uncomfortable experiences a kid can have is watching his otherwise conservative father sneak a peek at some tail walking down Pier 11 in the NYC. Then again, conservative dads usually have a very good reason for breaking out of character, and it would be wise to heed their gaze.

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13 comments

  1. Yoga_Dude's avatar
    Yoga_Dude
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    Wednesdays have become more enlightening. Thank you!

  2. Garuda's avatar
    Garuda
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    I guess its no diff between noticing a prominent posterior, and my Wife’s seeming obsession with Ryan Reynolds. We are married, not dead.

  3. amphibi1yogini's avatar
    amphibi1yogini
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    Steatopygia … and probablly born with it, too!

    These kinds of tushes were in in the disco era …

  4. mariavlong's avatar
    mariavlong
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    Wow, I thought the agori practiced with all their business hanging out. I hope that does not attract any involuntary attention.Sometimes its hard to tell indoors if the dang thing is sheer. You saved yourself the trouble of putting that black streak on their faces like in those lady fashion magazines.

  6. Nick's avatar
    Nick
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    I think her skirt is super cute.

  7. Greenpoint's avatar
    Greenpoint
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    well it’s about time we started payin’ more attention to women’s butts around here…

    • amphibi1yogini's avatar
      amphibi1yogini
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      Yeah, why let elephant journal have all the fun? … umm, I have a morbid fascination with them if they appear on a white girl … and that’s what they like to post.

      Not people to whom these butts come a little more … shall we say … naturally …

  8. Tulasi-Priya's avatar
    Tulasi-Priya
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    Baba, for twenty years I’ve been hearing that NIYAMA is the DOs (DO be clean DO be peaceful, etc.), and the YAMAS are the DON’TS (DON’T be violent, etc.). Wikipedia confirms it. Please do the needful.

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