This Naked Yoga School Video is Awesome [VIDEO]

[DISCLAIMER: The video below contains moving images of God’s glory. If you are uncomfortable looking at naked men and women (some with tattoos!!!) demonstrating yoga, please do not press play or continue reading any further.]

First, this is the exact kind of thing I find myself wanting to support. Second, do you know how many re-phrasings I needed to go through so as not to unload an awful pun on your sweet sweet ass with that sentence? (“…I find myself wanting to get behind,” …I find myself wanting to stand up for,” …I find myself wanting to salute,” I find myself wanting to purple nerple,” ad infinitum).

The reason I dig this sort of thing is because I can trust it. I certainly trust it a hell of lot more than Kelly Morris becoming a “shaman.” Why? ‘Cause it’s hard enough lying with your clothes on, never mind while your schlong is out there blowin’ in the wind. In general, penises do not lie. They also do not fib, bend the truth, equivocate, or bear false witness. I trust penises the same way I trust radical fundamentalist Christian propaganda. You can always bet your money on hardline Christian fundamentalists totally “living their truth.”

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I mean, that’s gotta amount for something, right?

The thing that gets me about this video (and to some degree public nudism in general, which I actually LOVE), however, is that whenever people do something public that normally requires clothing sans clothes, they act as if there’s nothing socially peculiar about this. We saw this same nonchalance in the “Yoga Undressed” video we wrote about a while back, which, unsurprisingly, continues to be one of our top posts. Doing yoga naked as if I’m not doing yoga naked is like me inviting a bunch of people over for dinner and then sitting down at the table with a live octopus on my head pretending like I’m just a person eating pasta. Of course, I am just a person eating pasta—a person eating pasta with a live octopus gracing my head.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I am about as anti-civilization as the next hipster luddite

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…and believe public clothing requirements to be more or less total BS, and should have no baring on the great majestic humanimal.

If this is a fetish, I think I want to be a part of it.

If this is a fetish, I want to be a part of it.

But, I also believe that just because something is inherently “natural” in the wild does not make it inherently not hilarious in society. Which is all just to say that I wish nudists and naturists doing nudist and naturist things didn’t play the naiveté card so often. Some naked dude in Times Square being all, “What? Is there something strange about the way I am not dressed?”

Then again, maybe I’m just nit-picking, revealing myself to the world as someone who thinks about naturism way too much. Anyway, the list of characters in this trailer is truly f’ing EPIC.

There’s the guy doing (from the looks of it) straight up Kundalini Yoga as Taught by Yogi Bhajan kriyas, as can be seen here…

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here…

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annnnnnnnnd here….

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There’s also the taking-it-a-bit-too-serious lady….

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The not-taking-it-serious-enough “bird squawk” lady….

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The “graceful ballet pose” lady….

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The hot guy sneaking a peek….

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The two ladies playing reverse airplane….

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The hippy girl doing things that hippy girls should forever continue to do….

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And, this….

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Fuck. I actually LOVE this video. I love nudists and I love their nudist ways. We need to convince adventure yogi, CHAZ MAGNUM, to roll up on one of these sessions and report back. Doooo it! Doooo it! Doooo it! Doooo it! Doooo it!

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Thanks to an illustrious reader for the vid.

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15 comments

  1. Parvuthi

    Try having a body which is super-sensitive, where every time you start seeing someone, you automatically get a throat infection. Nothing bad, just your bacteria getting acquainted with the other set of bacteria until they find some kind of homeostatic balance to live together. Then a few months later you get another throat infection but you’re not seeing anyone else. It turns out the other person has been behind your back, hence the new set of bacteria which is being introduced to your system and your body is suddenly reacting to.
    Actually dicks (and snatch for that matter ) DO lie. They’re called STD’s…

  2. the moment already came

    Why does most of the Naked Yoga School campus consist of a janky bricked-up corner like the end of Blair Witch Project? I hope their school gets a big donation so they can open the Dana Trixie Flynn Memorial Yoga and Free-Spirit Pavillion.

    Also, bonus points for use of hat at 2:30. Keep a lid on that prana, sister.

  3. The Moment..I don’t get the use of the hat either, certainly can’t be to stay warm since she’s already nekkid.
    I thought the guy at 00:44 trying to sneak a peek at the girl’s yoni is pretty funny.

    I don’t have a problem with people going Skyclad or Starclad, as the pagans say. In fact going nekkid outdoors if very good for you especially for the solar plexus and chakras to be directly exposed to the Sun for a few minutes. I think my discomfort arises that some nudists movements sometimes going a teensy-wit too far, like the O.M (Orgasmic Meditation) movement which ends up being a clitoral hand job with a room full of other people watching.
    To each their own, I guess.
    Vivre la difference!

  4. Maha Garuda

    I WANT TO GO TO THIS PLACE

  5. Hmmm. I love nakedness and used to frequent nudie beaches around SF, love Harbon Hot Springs, etc. I am comfortable in my skin and seeing others in theirs. I am not a fan of naked yoga although I smiled all the way trough the video:) I might even be considered a yoga prude as I encourage folks to lean toward the modest side of dress in my classes. In some ways nudie yoga seems like dressing up in lululemon or prana attire and acting like, “oh this old thing?”.

  6. Donkey Moon

    $450 for the whole vid….better be more than just yoga

  7. Greenpoint

    well, with very few exceptions, watching people do yoga is just not all that interesting, even if they are naked…

  8. The P

    Hey, I know someone in that video! Amusing surprise..

    I like that it’s so matter of fact. Just a bunch of folks doing yoga, plain and simple.

  9. I guess Naked Yoga Stretching Dance and Movement is too long of a title. But for the most part, it’s just people doing yoga.

  10. First of all: Hi. I love you. “Beautiful, gorgeous. Wish you were here” (that’s from “French Kiss” with Meg Ryan). Second: shit on a stick that’s a good naked yoga video! I had just set you free, Babs, you know , like what do they say? Something like: if you set it free it’ll come back to you? Anyway, that’s what happened.

  11. Thaddeus

    I can’t believe this isn’t Waylon’s lead piece over there at the journal. Seems like you may have scooped ‘em again Babs.

  12. roxy

    It’s easy to scoop Waylon considering the parasitic nature of his site.

  13. Skoly31@yahoo.com

    Please shave your vagina

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