I’m not sure what to make of the fact that more than a few people passed along this flier(?) to us featuring Laughing Lotus founder, Dana Trixie Flynn, along with the words “Keep God Funky.” I think peeps were expecting us to shit our pants over this, or start getting all Hyatt Hotel on the LL Empire. But, the truth is, there ain’t much of what LL does that’ll even make us take our fingers out of our butts. The fingers are staying there, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
[A head's up to anyone not from this town of NYC: Laughing Lotus is a yoga studio in the city. The end.]
Apparently, the much ado about nothing has something to do with the idea that this flier seems to suggest that Dana is somehow either
- A. God, or
- B. an ambassador for God.
Well, guess what? Since God is All and All is God, we’re going with the elusive letter C.
- C. Dana is a business owner, and fliers like this are how business owners keep people interested in what is thoroughly uninteresting.
But think about it. Can you imagine how many “inspiration altars” this lil’ number is gonna show up on? Tuck it in between that seashell from Ft. Tilden….
…and that piece of “found art” from Dead Horse Bay, and you got yourself one hell of a monument to the mundane, kid!
Oh, but but don’t be so subtle, Babs. How do you really feel about the “Family” of Goof?
Well, let me see…. You know how cool Americans are awesome and inspiring, but loud Americans are embarrassing and totally awful?
Oh no you didn’t.
I just did.
Anyway, here’s what we believe a “funky God” would sound like were It not spending half the day contemplating Its own too-late “sleeve:”
Or, of course this insanity (watch through and be amazed):
See? People from California do have something to offer this precious Union.